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Enough with CrossFit, I’m doing Zumba

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You know what, I’ve had enough. I’ve got CrossFit haters everywhere. I can’t kip pull-ups without people calling me a pretty little butterfly. I can’t snatch without people coming over and critiquing my form, so I’m as of this day: April 1, 2014 I’m through with CrossFit for good!!

However, there’s no need to worry about my fitness, I’ve found what could possibly be the next best fitness craze out there: Zumba

No, no…seriously…here me out: Zumba involves dance and aerobic elements. Zumba’s choreography incorporates hip-hop, soca, samba, salsa, merengue, mambo and martial arts. Squats and lunges are also included. That’s functional movement all over the place! Plus, we all know that girls love a guy that can dance. It’s a win/win situation!

Also: The outfits! Look at the picture above. You won’t find outfits like this at Rogue Fitness and I won’t need to worry about the latest pair of Reebok Nano’s anymore! Move over Rich Froning, my new fittest man on Earth is Alberto Perez (creator of Zumba)

Lastly, when I get older, I don’t want to be ripped up and muscled like some type of 300 cast member. I want to look and move like the guy in the video below

Oh, yea…one more thing

 

 

 

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