Enough with CrossFit, I’m doing Zumba
However, there’s no need to worry about my fitness, I’ve found what could possibly be the next best fitness craze out there: Zumba
No, no…seriously…here me out: Zumba involves dance and aerobic elements. Zumba’s choreography incorporates hip-hop, soca, samba, salsa, merengue, mambo and martial arts. Squats and lunges are also included. That’s functional movement all over the place! Plus, we all know that girls love a guy that can dance. It’s a win/win situation!
Also: The outfits! Look at the picture above. You won’t find outfits like this at Rogue Fitness and I won’t need to worry about the latest pair of Reebok Nano’s anymore! Move over Rich Froning, my new fittest man on Earth is Alberto Perez (creator of Zumba)
Lastly, when I get older, I don’t want to be ripped up and muscled like some type of 300 cast member. I want to look and move like the guy in the video below
Oh, yea…one more thing
APRIL FOOLS! -from the crew at EveryLastRep.com